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Friday, 10 August 2012
Maa-Beti Se Pyaar Karna Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?
60 Saal Ki Ek Budhi Aurat Ne Ek Nojawan Ladke Ko Kaha
Aurat: “Kya Tum Hum Maa-Beti Se Sex Karoge?”
Ladke Ne Socha, Chalo Is Bahane Jawan Ladki To Milegi
Ladka: “Haan Haan Kyu Nahi”
Aurat Zor Se Boli: “Maa Niche Aa Jao, Ye Maan Gaya Hai“
Bhabhi Ne Fayda Utha Hi Liya
Santa Ka Ek Dost Bahut Bade Shopping Maal Mein Salesman Tha, Ek Din Santa Ne Usko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Koi Aisi Scheme Nahi Hai, Jismein 5000 Rs Ki Khareed Par Sex Free Ho?”
Uska Dost Hairan Hote Hue Santa Se Bola: “Abe Tujhe Nahi Pata Kya, Ye Scheme To Last Month Thi, Aur Babhi Ne To Iska Fayda Pure 8 Baar Uthaya“
Sex Ki Goli Ka Asar
Puri Raat Sex Karne Ke Baad Ek Thaki Aurat Subha Pados Ke Hakeem Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli
Aurat: “Hakeem Sahab, Mere Pati Ko Sex Ki Goli Tumne Di Thi Na?”
Hakeem Khush Hote Hue: “Haan”
Aurat: “To Sale, Biwi Bhi Fir Apni Hi Deni Thi Na“
Sona To Seekh Lo
Santa Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The, Par Sone Ke Liye Ek Khaat Kam Pad Gayi Thi
Usne Socha Ki Chalo Padosi Ke Yahan Se Le Aata Hun Rat Ke Liye, Darwaja Khatkaya Padosi Aya To Santa Bola.
Santa: “Mujhe Aaj Raat Ke Liye Ek Khaat Chahiye”
Padosi Sharminda Sa Hote Hue Bola: “Mafi Chahunga Sardar Ji, Par Hamare Paas Do Hi Khaat Hai, Ek Pe Saas Aur Bahu Soti Hai Aur Dusre Pe Main Aur Papa”
Santa Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Khaat Gayi Bhaad Mein, Salo Pahle Tum Sona To Seekh Lo“
Practice Makes a Woman Virgin
Boy-Friend Ne Jaise Hi Girl-Friend Ke Sath Sex Karna Shuru Kiya.
Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath Per Marne Lagi Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi
Ladke Ke To Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne Darte Hue Puchha
Ladka: “Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Konsa Pahli Baar Kar Rahe Hai?”
Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Abe Tu Laga Rah Na, Main To Apni Shadi Ki Practise Kar Rahi Hun“
Log Pyaar Mein Kyu Girte Hai?
Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Bhakt Ek Prashan Lekar Unke Pass Gaya
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Hamesha Ye Kyu Kahte Hai Ki (Fall In Love) Pyar Mein Gir Gaya”
Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Bachha, Kyunki Pyar Mein Khada Ho Gaya Kahne Se Baat Ka Matlab Badal Jata Hai Na“
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