Maa-Beti Se Pyaar Karna Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

60 Saal Ki Ek Budhi Aurat Ne Ek Nojawan Ladke Ko Kaha

Aurat: “Kya Tum Hum Maa-Beti Se Sex Karoge?”

Ladke Ne Socha, Chalo Is Bahane Jawan Ladki To Milegi

Ladka: “Haan Haan Kyu Nahi”

Aurat Zor Se Boli: “Maa Niche Aa Jao, Ye Maan Gaya Hai“

Bhabhi Ne Fayda Utha Hi Liya

Santa Ka Ek Dost Bahut Bade Shopping Maal Mein Salesman Tha, Ek Din Santa Ne Usko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Koi Aisi Scheme Nahi Hai, Jismein 5000 Rs Ki Khareed Par Sex Free Ho?”

Uska Dost Hairan Hote Hue Santa Se Bola: “Abe Tujhe Nahi Pata Kya, Ye Scheme To Last Month Thi, Aur Babhi Ne To Iska Fayda Pure 8 Baar Uthaya“

Sex Ki Goli Ka Asar

Puri Raat Sex Karne Ke Baad Ek Thaki Aurat Subha Pados Ke Hakeem Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli

Aurat: “Hakeem Sahab, Mere Pati Ko Sex Ki Goli Tumne Di Thi Na?”

Hakeem Khush Hote Hue: “Haan”

Aurat: “To Sale, Biwi Bhi Fir Apni Hi Deni Thi Na“

Sona To Seekh Lo

Santa Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The, Par Sone Ke Liye Ek Khaat Kam Pad Gayi Thi

Usne Socha Ki Chalo Padosi Ke Yahan Se Le Aata Hun Rat Ke Liye, Darwaja Khatkaya Padosi Aya To Santa Bola.

Santa: “Mujhe Aaj Raat Ke Liye Ek Khaat Chahiye”

Padosi Sharminda Sa Hote Hue Bola: “Mafi Chahunga Sardar Ji, Par Hamare Paas Do Hi Khaat Hai, Ek Pe Saas Aur Bahu Soti Hai Aur Dusre Pe Main Aur Papa”

Santa Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Khaat Gayi Bhaad Mein, Salo Pahle Tum Sona To Seekh Lo“

Practice Makes a Woman Virgin

Boy-Friend Ne Jaise Hi Girl-Friend Ke Sath Sex Karna Shuru Kiya.

Ladki Chillane Lagi, Hawa Mein Hath Per Marne Lagi Aur Zor Zor Se Rone Lagi

Ladke Ke To Ye Dekh Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye, Usne Darte Hue Puchha

Ladka: “Arey Kya Kar Rahi Ho, Hum Konsa Pahli Baar Kar Rahe Hai?”

Ladki Aankh Marte Hue Boli: “Abe Tu Laga Rah Na, Main To Apni Shadi Ki Practise Kar Rahi Hun“

Log Pyaar Mein Kyu Girte Hai?

Baba Saxidas Ka Ek Bhakt Ek Prashan Lekar Unke Pass Gaya

Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Log Hamesha Ye Kyu Kahte Hai Ki (Fall In Love) Pyar Mein Gir Gaya”

Baba Saxidas Muskura Ke Bole: “Bachha, Kyunki Pyar Mein Khada Ho Gaya Kahne Se Baat Ka Matlab Badal Jata Hai Na“

Santa Pe Joke Kyu Bante Hai?

"Aap Log Hamesha Sochte Honge Ki Santa Pe Hi Joke Kyu Bante Hai? Pade Ye Joke Aur Janiye Ki Aakhir Kya Wajah Hai Iske Piche."

Ek Baar Santa Aur Pappu Park Mein Bethe The, Pappu Ke Dimag Mein Na Jaane Kya Aaya Aur Vo Santa Se Bola

Pappu: “Papa, Agar Aapko Raste Mein Jaate Hue 1000 Rs Aur 500 Rs Ke Note Pade Mile To Aap Kaun Sa Note Uthaoge?”

Santa: “Abe Had Hai, 1000 Rs Wala Hi Uthaunga”

Pappu Gusse Se: “Papa Aap To Ho Hi Chutiya, Isiliye Log Aap Par Joke Maarte Hain, Aap Dono Bhi To Utha Sakte The”

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Santa Ka Juta Fat Gaya, Usne Juta Mochi Ko Diya Aur Kaha,

Santa: “Jute Ko Aisa Silna, Aisa Chamkana Ke Shakal Nazar Aaye”

Mochi Ne Jute Ko Sil Kar Usme Shisha Fit Kar Diya

Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Apni Shop Par Gaya,

Uski Shop Par Ek Modern Ladki Aayi

Santa Ne Juta Uski Tangon Ke Niche Kiya Aur Bola

Santa: “Apne Blue Panty Paheni Hai Na”

Ladki Hairan, Agle Din Wo Red Panty Pahen Kar Aayi,

Santa Ne Phir Use Bola,

Santa: “Apne Red Panty Paheni Hai Na”

Teesre Din Wo Panty Pehan Kar Hi Nahi Aayi.

Jaise Hi Santa Ne Juta Age Kiya To Bola

santa; bahanchod juta phir se phat gaya