jokes

Santa Ka Juta Fat Gaya, Usne Juta Mochi Ko Diya Aur Kaha,

Santa: “Jute Ko Aisa Silna, Aisa Chamkana Ke Shakal Nazar Aaye”

Mochi Ne Jute Ko Sil Kar Usme Shisha Fit Kar Diya

Santa Khush Ho Gaya Aur Apni Shop Par Gaya,

Uski Shop Par Ek Modern Ladki Aayi

Santa Ne Juta Uski Tangon Ke Niche Kiya Aur Bola

Santa: “Apne Blue Panty Paheni Hai Na”

Ladki Hairan, Agle Din Wo Red Panty Pahen Kar Aayi,

Santa Ne Phir Use Bola,

Santa: “Apne Red Panty Paheni Hai Na”

Teesre Din Wo Panty Pehan Kar Hi Nahi Aayi.

Jaise Hi Santa Ne Juta Age Kiya To Bola

santa; bahanchod juta phir se phat gaya